When I was a Kid...
Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;
DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;
BANG was a SOUND;
RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;
ASS was an ANIMAL;
SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;
HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;
BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;
NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;
and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!